Here are some things I wrote. Finally fixed the links on the master compendium, but figured I'd condense that into this- which is the new top of the page. Any new posts will appear under this one.
Short(or long) Stories(Fiction):
The Sink at Sunset - Guy has mobile home of a heart. This is life at 20.
Shells - My drug induced interpretation of the scramble suits in A Scanner Darkly caused this short.
Saint Dympna - Mental patient goes missing after big mishap.
Nine-Tenths is Nothing - Our children are here to replace us. One man attempts to slow this process by proving he is better than them and protecting his wife from kid perverts.
The Last Boat to the Disappearing - A seven vignette fiction piece about flaming zombies. As much as I wish I had written them gay, they are actually on fire.
Story Starter Exercise - A brief story about a friend who got kicked out of his own house and did a lot of drugs while living in the woods.
The Hippie and The Scientist - Right after I read Choke and Fight Club, I wrote this. Please skip the "ending."
NON-FICTION(though probably embellished mostly by stunted ability to recall)
The Most Puke I Have Ever Seen - Imagine this next scene. Try to visualize it with me. My eyes open to the ceiling, my body shocked out of deep REM sleep. My legs and waist are moist. . .
Strange Format - Saturday Show - Seriously the strangest format or lack thereof I have ever used. Almost like a poem. I've bad luck and things get out of hand.
Drunk People - An interesting twist-- I'm not drunk in this story. For once in my life.
Dead Cicada - A woman is assaulted while holding her child. I intercede.
You're Creepy, Hunter - A girl tells me I am creepy. I get even.
Salvia Gets Too Real - Fourth and worst trip on Salvia.
A Retelling of the First Time I Smoked
Pissing in Pools I & II - My double standard on people who pee in pools.
Phoenix - I don't think I am supposed to write about something that is supposed to be anonymous. Oh well.
Be Amazed - I create a syntax for poetry. And a new poem.
Black and Mild - I'll miss drinking with friends on top of the roof at my old apartment. I will miss that Mediterranean market, with its natural soaps and cheap spices. I will miss all those families who called the cops on me when I played music too loud on Monday nights. Ahh
Graham's 21st Birthday - "No, dude, we're walking home. It's like two blocks."
A Warning - First Friday's in Richmond!
Hunter Takes it to the Limit, Throws Up Everywhere - In The Top Five Drunkest Nights
A Trip To Walmart - Seriously one of the best destinations while high. Interesting, entertaining, sometimes a little creepy.
To Move My Body - When reality sinks in, when you think you've got nothing, you become psychic, telepathic, and shameless. This story has procession of Segways!
The Things I Remember - I somehow wake up at 2PM in my dorm, still drunk from the night before. A rough bus ride does me in.
Hunter Blacks Out, Goes To Patient First, Blames Free Beer - Pretty self explanatory.
A Tucker Emulation, It Seems - The very first story I wrote.
JMU, PART I - The first and, since, only time I have been breathalyzed. There is no part II. Part II would be better though, as it includes doing mushrooms, a starving French guy, five plus parties, nearly getting run over, really drunk chicks with australian accents, and BLOODHOUNDS. But this story has none of that.
Bloody in '08 - A New Year story, complete with someone who attempts to smash a full, unopened champagne bottle over his head.
Other:
At The Edge of The Neighborhood - Vivid zombie dream.
A Clerihew and some other stuff
A Haiku - About a day I spent at the river getting drunk with someone I didn't know. She was taken and I fell and cut myself on a rock. Then there is a sexual allegory at the end. There, I ruined it.
Shut Down or Reset - Up late? Two options. Special bonus feature: scene from this year's Best Friends Day @ Hadad's
My First Near-Ticket on a Bicycle
Autumn - The Greatest and Best Time of Year
Master Compendium, which probably still has a few broken links. Also, I don't think my spellcheck is working, and I'm not perfect.
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